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“Star Warts - The Umpire Strikes Back” is a brand new intergalactic musical comedy... and it’s out of this world!

In a galaxy far, far away, Luke Warmwater and his aunt Daft Ada live a lonely life on their secluded space station, Junction 51. But when Princess Nebula’s ship crash lands into Luke’s bedroom, they soon learn of the evil Umpire and his dark desire to conquer the universe. Along with Toby Wonky Nosebleed, Zak Solo and Nigel the Nookie, they follow Princess Nebula in her rebellion. Aboard the Millennium Penguin, they whizz warp- speed through the galaxy to the Umpire’s High Tower on Planet Wimbledonia. But little do they know, the Umpire is about to strike back! Join these galactic goofballs on their space adventure light-years from home as they have close encounters with dippy droids, mad martians, spaced-out Space Rangers and a ferocious pot-plant called Gordon. Can our crazy crew master the power of the sauce to save the galaxy, or will it be game, set and match to the Umpire? Watch this space!

With a cast of cooky characters, hilarious pun-packed script, and nine spectacular songs as catchy as a severe case of Star Warts , this meteoric musical boldly goes where no musical has gone before, so fasten your seatbelts, set phasers to fun and may the sauce be with you!

This production is available as our very special Theatre Week package for Primary Schools. To find out more, CLICK HERE or to book a week for your school, get in touch!

Just For Pupils...


If you're a pupil who will be working with us on this production at school, then welcome - you're going to have a fabulous time!

To help you prepare for your production, we have a special page for you where you can play and sing along to all the show songs. But as this is a top secret page for cast only, you'll need your Backstage Password you were given at school.

Click the button below to access the songs page: